Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I AM VODKA MAN
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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