so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Randomize
