Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
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doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
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That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual