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i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
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There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.