put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
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I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
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You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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