come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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