I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
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"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
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please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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