SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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