so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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