Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
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Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
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The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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