How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Drunk walkin through police station. America
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
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