North Korea, Best Korea!
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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