I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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