I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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