I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
