Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
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