Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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