is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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