If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
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