is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
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hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
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We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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