Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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