found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
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I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
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He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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