I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
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I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
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We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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