They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
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i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
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Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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