I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
they're like a gay fantastic four
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She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
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Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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