i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
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I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
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Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
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