Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
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Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
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The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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