On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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