Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize
