cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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