What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Randomize
