i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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