dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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