Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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