If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
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how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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