Sponge bath it is.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
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Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
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He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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