Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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