It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
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She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
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how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
the raccoons are back...
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