just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
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I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
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My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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