Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I look excited, but its just a facade.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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