home. puking in laundry basket.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
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I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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