just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
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At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I want her autograph on my taint
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
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And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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