Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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