i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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