She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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