Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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