The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
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