his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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