So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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