I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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