She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
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Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
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It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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