I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
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Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
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I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
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