just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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