I'm going to jail i love you
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
