OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
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