is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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