I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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