Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
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judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
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WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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