Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
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just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
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So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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