Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
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Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
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come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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