so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
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Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
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I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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